…And Then They Had Gay Sex
Rated:PG-13 (implied incest)
Characters: Sam/Dean, Chuck
Summary: Chuck has writer’s block. Guess how he fixes it!
Chuck was frustrated. Once upon a time, he had entertained the idea that since he now knew that he was a prophet of the Lord (‘The Prophet Chuck’ still brought a wry grin to his face) that writing would be easier somehow. After all, it was preordained visions of destiny running through his head, he should be able to slap some words down and be good to go. He had the scene in his head, from start to finish, every line of dialogue carefully conveyed, every thought, every gesture of the boys literally burned in his mind… but nothing.
No words would come.
He just couldn’t write it down.
“Fine!” he shouted, throwing his hands in the air, defeated. He glared at the screen.
A moment later, his hands returned to the keyboard, and Chuck did the unthinkable. The character cursor blinked on and off rhythmically on his screen as he stiltedly typed in the damning words after the last line he managed to squeeze out of his creativity twenty minutes ago.
And then they had gay sex.
Chuck laughed. He absorbed his juvenile words for a glorious moment, then reached for the delete key. He reconsidered, printing out the page first (for posterity) before removing his addition. Then he started typing in the correct sequence of events, writer’s block crumpled.
Somewhere in the middle of Nevada, Sam and Dean looked at each other from across the shared, sweaty, sex-rumpled bed.
“Dude. What was that?”